Saturday, October 18, 2008

Reverse Rhinestone Cowboy

The last time I rear-mounted an unsuspecting WaveRunner, it had the common courtesy to return the favor by shaking my gonads deep into my abdomen.  Ah, the joys of a feisty internal combustion engine.  Apparently the liberal-elite in California are trying to pass a law requiring water-sports enthusiasts to respect a little known law that makes it illegal to "pee in the pool".  Calls to R. Kelly were not immediately returned.  

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